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Want to play the Ad game?

Asked by rebbel (35553points) July 30th, 2011

The Ad Game is a Dutch game which I played when I was a little rebbel.
I am pretty sure there isn’t an English equivalent for it, so I will explain how it works.
This is a very simple game where you make fun with strange advertisements. The game consists of 3 decks of cards, one for each line of a 3 line advertisement. The current player picks up one card from each of the decks and reads them out loud. Because the lines usually do not make any sense together, this will hopefully make everyone laugh. source
I think we can play it here without the cards, Jellies have imagination so they can come up with their own words.
Example:
Jelly 1. For rent
Jelly 2. German Shepherd
Jelly 3. In bags of 100 grams

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Poets & Writers

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Three for the price of two.

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make best offer

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asteroid belt

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Buyer responsible for pick up.

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Locally-Grown

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Guaranteed ripe or your money back!

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Water Resistant

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college freshman (not wet behind the ears)

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…offer to clean pools.

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Partially Flacid

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Adult Actor

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Buying a “stiff” drink

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Critically acclaimed

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never won an award

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until he made his first porn.

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thought it was corn

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buyer to remove silks

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Boil lightly.

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Now available

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For the first time in America’s South

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I’m having a hard time sorting out where one ad ends and the next begins. :(

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@snowberry:
1)Now available

2)For the first time in America’s South

3)???

They’re in sets of three.

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@cprevite Yeah I know, but some of them seem to run on into the others, and I can’t sort them out unless I go back up to the top and work down. For clarity I think they need to end with some sort of punctuation. It’s a fun idea though.

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for a limited time

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Fresh healthy New England deer ticks $20 a dozen.

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I’m going to label what I say with a number, for which part in the ad it is, to avoid confusion.
Ex: Large fresh (1)
Canadian Mounties (2)
Discount for first five customers! (3)

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Now in orange flavor, (1)

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Blueberries (2)

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The Blornge! Berry, berry strange. (3)

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Very Dead (1)

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Sea (2)

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slugs standing at stud (3)

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Voice-activated (1)

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Pincushions (2)

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No refunds (3)

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Slightly Wrinkled (1)

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Extra Terestrial (2)

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Comes with Fully Functional Flying Saucer! (3)

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Fluther people (1)

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Extremely Horny (2)

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Take as many as you want (3)

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jam packed piggy bank (1)

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As seen on Tv (2)

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Available for companion services (3)

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Clumping litter (1)

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slightly used (2)

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Buy one, get the rest free (3)

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Television huxster (1)

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And Former Evangelist (2)

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is looking for actress for new magic act (3)

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Used gift wrappers (1)

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101 Uses! Chop into confetti, fold into personalized envelopes or make a bag for your unsightly wife’s face! (2)

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Doubles as a condom (3)

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Day old oatmeal (1)

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fit for Republicans (2)

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But Democrats will benefit as well (3)

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Aged Bengal tiger (1)

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prefers small children (2)

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as lunch (3)

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(Thanks for numbering them..it’s much clearer and MUCH funnier now!)

Tired of kitties crappin’ on your carpets? (1)

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Caroline’s Cork Company Introduces… (2)

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the great “butt sealer” (3)

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Frozen Jellies (1)

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Two to a pack (2)

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Eat ‘em on whole wheat toast! It’s great for the digestion! (3)

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Family of Wild Turkeys (1)

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Free to avid hunter (2)

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Catch ‘em yourself. No hunting.

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For sale: Dog with rabies. (1)

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Suitable for use as a guard dog. (2)

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Just keep a gun handy, and don’t forget to name him “Old Yeller”. (3)

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Baby Vulture (1)

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Only interested in miniature corpses (2)

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Please don’t feed it at night (3)

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